About Panty Sniffing

After 6 weeks of the October fresh breeze in the Norwegian sector of the North Sea your sinuses are stripped of any residuals from land life. Apparently your memory recall associated with smells is very strong and I have experienced it a few times. When I arrived at...

Fear Your Own Shit?

I guess it depends on diet but in general I think girls piss tastes sweeter than men’s. As for feces I could not say. I am surprised that the carnival circuit did not teach me that lesson also.   It was one of our first venues so Ted the 350Lb ex-butcher turned...

A Missing Piss Whore

Dobby was the new Party Manager for the Gilivar based in Baku. He was old school and a product of Western’s style management that only survived the down sizing process from the merger because he was British and spoke fluent Russian…and was told as much. Apparently he...

Crazy Calgarian Cowboy

I met Gary for the first time in a small semi-rural Ontario town during the preparations prior to my first season on the road with ‘Ted’s Place’ covering Canada’s carnival circuit. Gary was already living in the area where the trucks and equipment were stored during...

Russians For Lunch

MV Gilivar was shooting 2D in the Caspian Sea just North East of Bautino in Kazakhstan. To get into that part of the Caspian the vessel spent 3 months in an old Russian style shipyard near Baku to get steel pontoons welded to her hull. This reduced her draft to...

Do-Bee Do Good

Do-Bee was person dressed as a bumblebee for the kids program called ‘Romper Room’. Do-Bee was a conflicted character as he was usually the busy helpful bee but sometimes he would present himself as an example of what not to do. I say he but as it turns out sometimes...

St. David and The Barber

      When you are living on student loans in Canada winter is always the worst. The cost of heating and food along with the need for more indoor entertainment means your money does not go far. There is always a sense of relief that comes with the...